#SingaporeShadesOfGrey - Just for laughs.
Stolen off Twitter.
She wanted it slow initially, but started blowing harder and faster so that her porridge would cool down quicker. #Singaporeshadesofgrey
His eyes locked onto mine, he drew closer as he parted his lips & he whispered “makan or tapao?” #Singaporeshadesofgrey
"YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG WAY!" she screamed. But it was too late. The ERP gantry could not deduct from his cash card. #singaporeshadesofgrey @mrbrown
"He asked the woman, visibly confused, "You want lup cheong but don’t want hum?"
She pumped it harder and harder, trying to reach a whole number for her petrol price. #singaporeshadesofgrey @dodgyaudgy
She liked riding it rough, long and rough. So she took SMRT Trans-Island Bus 61. #singaporeshadesofgrey @mrbrown
Her heart raced as she walked fast to the table in the hot, steamy hawker center, then placed a pack of tissue on it #singaporeshadesofgrey @gracenaces
She moaned in delight as she sucked on… the straw of her Gong Cha. #singapooreshadesofgrey
She wanted so much to dip his you char kuay into her hot coffee but he was saving it for his pork porridge. #Singaporeshadesofgrey
He sat & his eyes studied the curves of her body intensely. ah !his pupils widened. pregnant lady.hv to give up seat.#Singaporeshadesofgrey
Lights r turned off, she’s hot & steamy. A sweaty stranger is at her side looking at her. “MRT break down again ah?” #Singaporeshadesofgrey
His pelvis moved stronger with every thrust but he just couldn’t board the rush hour MRT train. #singaporeshadesofgrey